Mission: Incredible

Your mission, John, should you choose to accept it, is to become the most convincing woman you can, given the physical material (DNA, skeleton, musculature, skin texture, male pattern baldness, etc.) you were given at birth.

The purpose of this mission is known only to The Boss.  However, we can tell you that as you live the life of a woman, you will

• meet people you would not have met as a man
• experience a wider range of emotions, and experience them more deeply
• interact with people in more complex ways than you would as a man
• find opportunities suited to the talents you have, opportunities you would not have as a man
• touch peoples’ lives in ways you could not otherwise
• testify to the richness and creativity of The Boss’s love

You will establish a new identity under the name “Kathleen”.  In your folder, you will find a picture that suggests how you might appear in order to accomplish this mission. How you create this look will be up to you, though of course you may seek whatever help you need. We cannot reveal the amount of time allotted to you for this mission. You must live each day as if it were your last opportunity to complete this mission.

During your mission, The Boss will communicate with you as needed through the usual spiritual channels. You may wish to seek guidance regularly.

This folder will self-destruct in ……

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